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Take this! [20 Sep 2004|02:04am]

You jokers couldn't talk shit if your mouth was on your ass!
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[20 Sep 2004|12:37am]

[ mood | nauseated ]

hey, eatshitordie (if that really is your name), i've got some scat for you. it goes like this:

Bop Bop BeeDeeDo-RooBe-Diddley. You suck. Salt peanuts Salt peanuts. Shut up you gross Bap-bap Be-Bastard.


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hey [19 Sep 2004|06:12pm]

this club sucks. ya'll suck, too.
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JOIN US [04 Jun 2004|06:08pm]

[ mood | restless ]

hey you filthy losers, come join _scatty -where the perverts unite-

you ban me if you want. im just promoting a community

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Ne'erdowells! [01 Apr 2004|02:16am]

[ mood | devious ]

Alas yonder hooligans! Darest ye cross path with my steel!? I shall slash at you many a times with such furiocity that your wounds will be many and the local apothecary shall have to apply much ointments and leeches to your personage!!!

(I'm talking olde school shite!)

So, I talked shit... how are you folks at making shit up? (team_msu)

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a pre-class bitching: [13 Oct 2003|05:24pm]

[ mood | aggravated ]

goddamn. my life is totally crazy lately, with work and school and whatnot. but shit, my roommate's on umployment and still doesn't life a finger around this place. it's not like he's a bad roommate or anything, but he must of had one of those moms that constantly picked up after him and never made him clean his room. so the dishes never get done.. the garbage just piles up.. he hasn't even unpacked all his shit yet and we've been living here two months, so his computer and crap just sits in the living room.. and he lays there on the floor like a big log. he keeps his cats locked in a room because he still hasn't given the manager the deposit for the screens (we live in the ghetto, folks) and whenever he opens his door the entire house reeks of cat feces. i can't even burn nag champa to cover up the smell because it burns his eyes or he's allergic to smoke or something. that's all off the top of my head; i have to go to drawing for three hours, then come home to a dirty, stinky house.

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that's some shit right there... [13 Apr 2003|10:54pm]

[ mood | cynical ]

okay, so it's been a while since we broke up, but i still want to vent and talk some mad shit:

daniel anthony nyman (aka "dirty dani", aka "crabfuck") is the biggest piece of faggot shit to hit this planet. not only did our entire relationship consist of him using me for sex, in the process he lied to me about smoking meth, cheated on me with one of myfriends, stole a bunch of shit, talked a bunch of shit.. and gave me fucking crabs.. and denied everything. he's one of the most egotistical, two-faced, vile people in the history of time. apparently, he's moving to the east coast to work for some guy. chances are he's gonna fuck the dude and fuck shit up with that family, since he's a cheap-ass skanky fucking ho-bag, and he really needs to shoot himself in the face.

~bitter ex

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hi [24 Dec 2001|12:58am]

I guess I joined this community because it lists "Your mom" and "humping" as 2 interests. Those are my only 2 interests in life. So-this place is probably for me. And plus, all I do is talk shit. I'm a bitter sarcastic asshole, just like all of you.
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weak [01 Nov 2001|05:15pm]

this is so fuggin weak........
all of it
so completely weak
i just dont give a fuck and neither do you
you arent even the slightest bit mad
so you can go run andtell your mother love bone in harmorious jack tug wackin
that i just dont give a fuck
and if you see that goddam rabbit
tell um to eat me
and fuck you
this is sooo fuggin weak
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[23 Oct 2001|10:47pm]

Who wants some?
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My anchient wrinkled wait who the hell do you think you are [22 Oct 2001|03:07pm]

[ mood | eat it, you fucking carny ]

I thought I'd be in heaven when I found this community...WHATS WRONG HERE, I see far less shittalking than belly rubbing...

You wanna talk shit, talk shit..about PEOPLE OOOOOOOO.

bradfits needs to get laid.
angelicdestiny isn't realy all that beautiful.
bratshannon needs a fucking hug, and less pets.
gigglecam hey lady who the fuck is that guy, and why are you holding a cake?
ivey eat somthing once in a while and I'd marry you
dormondo *in squeaky voice* hi I'm dormondo I'm 25, single and I like DNS
wolfiegirl I stole ganrdengnomes when I was a kid, and shot them, with bb guns, so thbbbt
meow I still don't get it, maybe that's cause I'm not so burnt fram traveling my brain is cooked...
darthjebus I sit at home, and watch simpsons reruns, smoke pot, and talk about how george lucas's first movie kicks ass
pinkiekitten BUNG!
skidmarksteve ...

and the communities!

iconaddicts these people suck.
thefallchildren as if davey himself didn't make a large enough sucking sound

< -- lj user=anydumpbastardwholistsMUSICasaninterest -- >

is short, fuck everyone!

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[14 Jul 2001|06:52pm]

[ mood | pissed off ]

i joined. YAY.


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Intresting Facts [29 Jun 2001|01:26pm]

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Shelf life of a hostess Twinkie: 7 years
Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6
In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
Dairy products can create a foul taste.
The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary test.
Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown
Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)
Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.
It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.
Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.
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whats up ladies? [28 Jun 2001|02:36pm]
[ mood | NaRSty ]

well I finally joined the community I helped in making what an asshole I am, its ok I hate you all and im sure you all are fat and gross, sup!!
anywho, if any of you ladies would like a piece of digga or maybe your moms you can email me at: diggasucks@hotmail.com keep it real ho's!

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This is too wonderful [25 Jun 2001|10:39am]

I would like to say that I dont talk shit. I prefer to think of myself as an artist. Yes that is correct. An artist in the fine art of flinging poo. Finally a community where I can practice my art on people and it be accepted. Its so hard in other communities. Especially since half the LJ people keep telling me how punk rawk (notice the punk spelling) blink182 are.
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[24 Jun 2001|09:17pm]

hello everyone!. If u couldn't tell i'm new...i looked up people who put humping as an interest and stumbled across this community..i like the rest of you also like to talk shit..i do it all the time..especially at work..i should get my co-workers to join this..

I'm going to take some time out to talk some shit on my supervisor..fucking lazy ass peice of shit..she never fuckign does anything but sit on her big fat ass and tell other people what to do and never does anything.,..she can't even manage to put up the work shedule so i knwo what days i have off...fucking lazy ass piece of shit..

ahh..i got that out..i feel better now :)
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[24 Jun 2001|04:11am]

[ mood | amused ]

I dont know how i came across this community...i think i searched for people who put your mom as an interest or something..

anyway, i decided to join since not too long ago at a party these guys told me that i was "the worst trash talker theyd ever heard" i cant help it if im competative and told my best friend of ten years to "quit your bitchin, get behind the table and shoot the ball you stupid fucking slut" during a game of beer pong, she was also talkin shit and reffered to me as a dirty ho, i should tell her to join this community too.

i just think that talking shit is halarious and just plain fun.

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[23 Jun 2001|01:38pm]
hey, finally a community that doesn't judge me by my judgemental additude. let's start.

first of all, there's this guy travis and he's a real asshole. i thinks he's the shit, and he has no friends. i only hang out with him out of pity. plus, i hear that he's not a natural blonde.
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Bring it on fucker [01 Jan 1997|12:30am]
[ mood | naRsty!!! ]

This is from the owners of the shittalking community. Go ahead shmanky, we are far more clever than you asshole *High Five!*

- John, Digga, Sean, Allison

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